Monday, July 10, 2006

Finally....someone who thinks like me..!!!

My Mom and Dad
My mom and my dad are not what they seem.
Their dull appearance is part of their scheme.
I know of their plans. I know their techniques.
My parents are outer space alien freaks!

They landed on earth in spaceships humongous.
Posing as grownups, they now walk among us.
My parents deny this, but I know the truth.
They're here to enslave me and spoil my youth.

Early each morning, as the sun rises,
Mom and dad put on their earthling disguises.
I knew right away their masks weren't legit.
Their faces are lined - they sag and don't fit.

The earth's gravity makes them sluggish and slow.
They say not to run, wherever I go.
They live by the clock.
They're slaves to routines.

They work the year 'round. They're almost machines.
They deny that TV and fried food have much worth.
They cannot be human. They're not of this earth.
cannot escape their alien gaze,
And they're warping my mind with their alien ways.
For sinister plots, this one is a gem.
They're bringing me up to turn me into them!
-- Bill Watterson


Mixed Reality said...

Amazing...Fellow high-rope walker here. Dont know whether u'd get this, but something tells me, you will:
Paus ek raand ahe,
dhagachya aaichi gand ahe,
mi baher nighalo kich to padato
kashala bhadvya mazhyashi nadato??

Aai ghalya paus divas bhar padato
Lahan-mothya saglyanchyach dokyala zhavato
Manat yete jaun pavsachich aai zhavavi..
Pan saala tyasathi sudha chatri lagte ghyavi..

Mhanunach, Paus ek raand ahe,
Dhagaychya aaichi gand ahe..

tuzhya mule bhadkhav yeto ithe puur,,
gapp guman ja nahitar kadhin ganditoon dhur...
paus gandu, padayacha tevha nahi padat,
bhenchot la itaki padayachi milate savad,

mhanunach, paus ek raand ahe,
dhagachya aaichi gand aahe...

Lizard King said...

Dear mixed reality

S.C.O.F.F's marathi was always screwed up and by using english u r helping us even more man.....whatever it says i'm sure it's good becuase i can see a lot of abuses hurled.